An unknown caller called Amaka and the following conversation ensued Unknown caller: hello, do you have a boyfriend? Amaka: Yeah… Unknown caller: So you have a boyfriend? Its your dad. I’m coming so that you’ll tell me when you grew horns! five minutes later, another Unknown caller called. Unknown caller: Hello, do you have a…
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can…
An heart broken girl went for counseling and the following conversation ensued; GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. Counselor: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor kissed the…
Akpos get home at midnight and knocks the door Wife: Go back to where you are coming from! Akpos: Open the door or I will throw myself into the swimming pool! Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? So Akpos stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for…
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife: Wife: Our maid is pregnant… Akpos: That’s her...
Teacher: “Amaka, What do u want to be in life?” Amaka: “A successful multi...
Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily; break dancing, moon walking, back flips, doing shoki, sekem, etc. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband replied, “Looks like he’s…
Father-In-Law : Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man: Sir, I...
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth...
Abino met a girl on facebook, after introduction of each other Abino: what is ur name? Girl: Lovett Abino: where...