Dad asked his son: whenever I beat you how do you stop your anger? Son replies: I...
Father-In-Law : Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man: Sir, I only chew gum...
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book;...
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn’t stop sucking his thumb...
Akpos’ wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in. AKPOS: Where are you going? WIFE: I am moving in with my...
A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for...
WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry. HUSBAND: Yes, and? WIFE: How come you don’t do...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders...
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the Government is. When Little Akpos got home...
Akpos goes to a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me a condom? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!” The pharmacist...
Akpos was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you...
At dinner, a little boy offered to lead in prayer. “Dear Lord,” he started, “Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sisters clothes and wrestled with her on her bed and made her cry.” “This coming winter,”...