Family/Marriage Jokes

Daddy,” said a six-year-old boy, “I’d like to get married.” “Sure, son.” said his father. “Anyone special in mind?” “Yes,” answered the boy...

A 90 years old man goes to a doctor. He said: “Doctor, my 28 years old wife is pregnant, what’s your opinion?” Doctor replies: “Let...

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don’t you do that? HUSBAND: How...

A man wanted to buy a cow, so he holds the cow’s udders (breasts) and at the same time caresses them. His son asks...

Someone asked an old man, “Even after 90 years, you still call your wife; ‘Darling...