20 Christmas Jokes And Riddles

27 Jul

27Jul

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause!
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: Who gives presents to baby sharks?
A: Santa Jaws.
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
A: “Holly” wood!
Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping!
Q: Name the child’s favorite Christmas king?
A: A stocking.
Q: Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs.
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
Q: What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Kringle.
Q: How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
A: You can sense his presents.
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
A: “Looks like rain, dear.”
Q: Why is Santa so good at karate?
A: Because he has a black belt!
Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A: A humbug.
Q: What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A: Pineapple.
Q: Which elf was the best singer?
A: ELFis Presley.
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

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