What travels around the world but stays in one spot?A stamp!
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?The letter M
What has 4 eyes but can’t see?Mississippi
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?A Secret.
Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I ?EMPTY
What has hands but can not clap? A clock
What can you catch but not throw?A cold.
A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.
What is at the end of a rainbow?The letter W!
What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute? His breath!
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
What has one eye but cannot see?A needle
A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those two men?A Catcher and Umpire.
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? Neither, they both weigh one pound!
How many months have 28 days? All 12 months!
What goes up when rain comes down? An umbrella!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I? A fire!
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?Short